July 2012
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one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
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Send me a character and I will tell you my 5... →
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oldandnewfirm:
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
iamjalisaelite:
10knotes:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
O_O
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no no no
i told myself i wasn’t going to watch young justice. i watch too much stuff already.
but then i found out that mera is in one episode and now i’m eight episodes deep with no intention of stopping.
how does this always happen?
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me: replies to someone's post
me:
me:
me: oh god that was a terrible idea
me: do we even know each other that well?
me: we don't know each other that well
me: what if they think i'm stupid
me: what if they think i'm annoying
me: oh god i'm both of those things
crawls in the fetal position
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thecupisaportkey:
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
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Um...ALERT
mariabloodwell:
If you guys see that Harry Potter 800 word prequel thing going around
DON’T CLICK ON IT
Website has a bloody virus on it that I had to take care of I repeat
Harry potter 800 word prequel. VIRUS. DO NOT CLICK.
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oops i accidentally ship my mother and her best guy friend
oh well
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What do you mean you haven't read J.K. Rowling's... →
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time-travelling-nurse replied to your photo: that’s okay buffy i didn’t need to sit down anyway
I USED TO HAVE A CAT NAMED BUFFY TOO
cats named buffy are the best. her full name is buffy the vampire kitty cat, but she’s old now so normally i just call her lady fartsy.
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inessentialpenises replied to your post: inessentialpenises replied to your post: these…
FUCKING SAME. I mean, I USUALLY EAT SALTY THINGS, but McDonalds fries here are off the charts in even my standards but I /never stop eating/.
their fries are one of the few things i can actually eat until i throw up. sushi being another. and scones. any kind of scones. and the hashbrowns i usually make...